I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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