K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
