i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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