when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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