Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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