But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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