some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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