At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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