We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
