She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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