My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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