Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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