do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I want a musical about memes.
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