He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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