how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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