just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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