I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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