She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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