babies were throwing up all over the place
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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