Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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