Me too!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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