Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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