Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Also, beer. Big fan.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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