Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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