he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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