Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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