Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
this will be a night to untag.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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