so explain again why im purple
no
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
