I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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