I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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