Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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