piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
