its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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