It's like God shit irony all over that family
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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