just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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