i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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