i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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