You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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