You're completely useless in the revolution.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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