Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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