Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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