Christians are straight up FREAKS
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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