There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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