Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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