Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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