I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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