First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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