It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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