There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize