You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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