I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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