I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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