I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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