My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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