id be glad to
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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